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MARVEL RANDOM SCENARIO MEME
rules

①Comment with your character. Feel free to intruce yourself real quick if you'd like! This meme is open to Marvel characters of all iterations, not just the MCU!
② Pick a scenario or use RNG and respond to others!
③ PLEASE MARK FOR INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. We want this to be a fun place for everyone to play without fear of being spoiled! In the same vein, feel free to let others know if you are Infinity War compliant!
④ Feel free to go completely off-script and make up whatever scenario you want. These prompts are just starting points! This meme is your oyster.
⑤ Have fuuuun!

scenarios ACTION

① Skrull Invasion → You're on planet Earth and the Skrull are coming! Are you ready to fight? Perhaps the better question is...are you really sure your friends are who you think they are?
② Sparring → There's few better ways to see what you're made of than to face off against your fellow heroes! Enter the sparring ring and give it all you've got. Or perhaps you wind up facing an old friend in the Grandmaster's Contest of Champions!
③ Chitauri Assault → Time to take down hordes and hordes of alien goons! Maybe they brought their space whales, too. They're bringing the party to you!
④ In Pursuit → Your enemies are fleeing and it's up to you to pursue them and bring them to justice!
⑤ Heist → Time to steal that invaluable vibranium shipment before the bad guys do. You'll need all your best covert stealth skills to pull this one off.
⑥ Training → Power up the Danger Room and throw yourself and a partner into a training scenario of your choice! Just try to be careful in there. It is called the Danger Room, after all!
⑦ Mind Control → Against their will, one of your comrades has begun to attack you! Will you fight back and possibly harm someone you hold dear? Or will you stand down and open yourself up to danger?
⑧ Escape → You've been captured by your enemies! Or perhaps The Collector just added you to his museum. Time to find a way out!

ANGST

① Fallout → Heroism exacts a price, and it is often personal in nature. How do you cope with the fallout of your latest conflict? Was victory worth the price you paid? Or worse, did you lose?
② Injury/Illness → Even for the strongest of heroes, the battlefield can be tough. How's that broken arm healing up? That serious road rash? Or are you the one providing healing and comfort to one in need?
③ Last Moments → Somehow has gone terribly wrong and you are dying. What will you say? What will you do? Or perhaps you are the one holding your comrade in their final moments.
④ Betrayed → One of your teammates has betrayed you. How will you respond? Will you reach out and try to forgive, or will you fight the one you used to call an ally?
⑤ Fight → Sometimes, even your closest friends can become your enemies. Disagreements can lead to verbal, and perhaps even physical altercations. Or perhaps you're seeking reconciliation afterwards?
⑥ Worst Fears → Your worst fears have manifested around you. Maybe it's an illusion, but what if it's not? How can you go on faced with losing everything you care about?
⑦ Loss → You've lost. It's over. Maybe you're the only one left. Or...maybe you're not.

CRACK

① Speed-heroing → It's like speed-dating, but with heroes and friends, at the Avengers Facility. A possible catch: you can only introduce yourself as your alter ego.
② Dance Off → Maybe the fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Maybe you're just having a good time at a party. Either way, dance off, bro!
③ Team Building → Nothing boosts team morale like an outing to laser tag or paint ball! It's important to unwind every now and again, so why not shoot your super friends with a nerf gun for a change?
④ Party Bus → Are you up for a ride on Tony Stark's most technologically advanced party bus? Hope you're prepared to party like it's 2099. Also, it flies. Eat your heart out, Miss Frizzle.
⑤ Interdimentional Mixer → You're at this party but none of the people are the versions of themselves you expect them to be! What sort of timey-wimey tomfoolery is this? Why do all these universes have numbers?
⑥ Trapped in the Drive-thru → You're trapped in the drive-thru. All you wanted was an Egg McMuffin, dammit!
⑦ Truth Serum → You're forced to tell the truth! That secret you've been bottling up for years? Yup, it's coming out.

FLUFF

① Avenger's Tower → Remember that nice tower Tony Stark was working on before it got ditched for the New Avengers Facility? Everyone has their own room designed just for them! It's like a big sleepover and all your weird friends are invited.
② Reunion → It's been awhile since you've seen some of these people. Will you give them a hug? A hearty handshake? Try not to get too misty-eyed!
③ Movie Night → Grab the popcorn and a snuggly blanket! Are you watching the latest action flick with your friend? Or perhaps something a bit spooky so you can have an excuse to cuddle with your partner?
④ Confessions → It's time to tell the object of your affections how you feel about them! Don't get cold feet now. This is the moment you've been waiting for!
⑤ Stolen Glances → Maybe it's the first time, or maybe it's been going on for awhile now. Either way, there's someone you've been making eyes at, and...did their fingertips just brush yours?
⑥ Domestic Life → Hey, sometimes even Earth's Mightiest Heroes need to cook and clean. What's the occasion?
⑦ Hobby Exchange → Teach someone about a hobby you enjoy and they can teach you about one of theirs!

GEN

① Trip to Knowhere → Get ready to gamble and drink yourself dizzy! And if that's not your cup of tea, perhaps visit the Collector's Museum, where you are sure to see all sorts of strange specimens from across the galaxy.
② Shawarma → After any great battle, a hero must have their victory feast. Who's on the shawarma bandwagon this time?
③ New York Tourism → You're in New York! Whether this is your first time or you live here, there's plenty to see. Why not hit up the Statue of Liberty? Go to a Broadway show? Take a pic with Times Square Spider-Man?
④ Beach Party → It's the Beach Episode. Put on your swim trunks, get out the volleyball, and fire up the grill!
⑤ Late Night → You're up late and wondering around HQ. Do you stop in the kitchen for some midnight baking? Take a walk outside? Reprogram the whole facility so the AI only responds to your voice?
⑥ Capture the Flag → It's a game of Capture the Flag, and powers are off-limits. You wouldn't cheat, would you? Everyone here definitely plays fair.
⑦ Denny's → It's 2 A.M. and you're at Denny's. Sure, you feel like hell, but how about that Grand Slam?

WILDCARD

A scenario of your choosing! Go wild! Please remember to mark for spoiler warnings and/or any content warnings as applicable.

Comments

peter parker / mcu

[babymonitored]

[ Infinity War-compliant and ota! ]

gen / three

[sedition]

[ Shuri is absolutely taking a picture with a Times Square Spider-Man impersonator, did you think she wouldn't? The iPhone is a bit low-tech compared to what she's used to using - and inventing - inventing and using - but she's delighting in the novelty of it. Having never been outside of Wakanda before, she's milking the "excited tourist" bit for all it's worth.

There is a plainclothed Dora Milaje standing a few feet away, expression stony, head gleaming magnificently in the sun, but that... that's okay. Shuri can live with an escort.

...

Shuri really, really wants to ditch her escort.

It takes her about 1.2 seconds to formulate a plan. Once she's gotten her picture, she gives the Spidey impersonator a cheerful smile and a wave farewell, and then descends upon her innocent victim. That's you, Peter. ]

Excuse me! You there - uh, boy.

[ Wait, what do they say in the US? ]

Home...skillet!

tony stark / mcu

[alloys]

[ Infinity-War compliant and ota! ]

Here's a heavy AU, before I give you a stupid tag with the spider kid.

[shoplifter]

["Tony Stark, my name is Gabriela, and I am a nurse at Transigen headquarters, in Mexico City... By the time you receive this message, they will have pinpointed the source of the transmission, and I will most likely vanish from society's eye. But I can assure you that more than likely, I will be dead. Attached are case files for children — children who have been labeled as patients with different forms of cancer, children who are allegedly being treated here with the most advanced technology available, a cause you and others have no doubt contributed to, thinking it a step towards the safety and health of those we've dedicated our time protecting.

But it was all a lie."

The images are certainly not pretty, on what is clearly grainy video from within the walls of Transigen. Drugged children, walked down the hallways, forced into combat training and injected with needles full of who knows what. Cells with tiny windows in the doors, revealing the world's dirty secrets: mutants, mutant children being manufactured as weapons.

"Despite everything, they've labeled their work with the children a failure; they're planning on scrapping their project, and soon — they will making these children vanish, like they have other nurses, other women they've taken from the streets. We're not able to leave the premises, and escape is nearly impossible; the codes to the cells no longer work for us. I am begging you, if you receive this, please — help these children. They may be considered dangerous, but they were made this way, and they can learn to be anything. Anything but this. They just need a chance to live

Thank you, in the chances I never get to tell you in person."

End Feed.

As Gabriela steps out into the hallways, waiting for the inevitable, praying that help arrives faster than punishment, she looks between the bars of a heavy, steel door, where Laura is leaned on the cot of her bed, making a weathered toy horse gallop on the edge of the mattress.

Please hurry.]

drax / mcu

[hugeturds]

[ Doesn't comply with anything. ]

gen 1

[alloys]

[ Drax gets the monumental honor of being Tony's tour guide on Knowhere. How privileged he must be feeling right about now! Or something like that. Tony would have much rather had the talking raccoon. That's guy's okay. Or even the wannabe Rocketeer. Actually, Drax was probably last on his list, sorry, Drax.

But he's really not sorry. This place is weird as hell but there's supposedly booze that will (literally) blow your mind and gambling, so what else does he need to keep busy? ]

Would you feel better if we put a little hat and badge on you? Mic'ed you, too, maybe. Really would, uh, complete the tour guide look — do you actually know your way around here, or did they just tell me that to make me feel better? It didn't, by the way. Honest feedback. Tip's not gonna be great, FYI.

[ Because they seem a little lost. ]

peter quill / mcu

[volumed]

[ ota and spoilers welcome! ]

gen 3!

[babymonitored]

[ Okay, so everything is fine back on Earth, and Peter (Parker) is taking Peter (Quill) on tour of New York City since he's a podunk country boy who has never been to the Big Apple. Sure, he's been all around space, but what's the whole galaxy next to The Statue of Liberty?

Currently, they're in the elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. It's a long ways up. Also, the elevator operator is Stan Lee, just because. ]

So this is pretty cool, right? It's really cool! Just — cool. [ Smooth. ] Cool enough you might want to...let me drive your spaceship sometime?

[ This is about the eleventh time he has brought this up today. ]

logan

[lumberjackman]

[ get yo au here my dudes ]

Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler | X-Men Evolution

[digthefuzz]

[Open to either cross-dimensional hijinks or AUing him into the MCU! Also compliant with Infinity War if that comes up somehow.]

crack 4

[babymonitored]

[ Technologically advanced party bus, with a little bit of interdimensional mixer, because whoa, this guy is blue?? And Peter is sitting next to him as they ride the bus to the moon. It's a thing. Since he's a minor, Peter has a chocolate milk with an umbrella in it. Yeah, it's kind of weird.

And it's...definitely rude to stare, but Peter is definitely staring. At least it's in, like, a fascinated, that's-super-cool kind of way, instead of a whoa-what's-wrong-with-you kind of way? After a few moments of this, he finally asks: ]

So, did you get bit by something, too? Is it okay to ask that?

[ What's the protocol here??? ]

mantis | mcu

[feeltouch]

[ ota, bring on the spoilers! ]

hang out time is a-go

[madeupnames]

[Coming back from all that wasn't easy by any means, and anyone who says they're all totally cool upon springing back from sudden death is a total liar. Or - Or maybe Peter's just sensitive, he's not sure. Whatever. In better news, the Guardians of the Galaxy have so helpfully guarded Earth, so now it's a place to hang out if the time is right and the galaxy isn't needing them elsewhere. With Thanos gone at last, there's a collective breath, and it almost feels like nobody wants to be a villain after that shitshow.

It won't last, obviously, but it's nice. It's nice to try and cope and hang out and at the very least get something good out of a really awful situation. Like, sure, they got rained on by a heck of a cloud, but the sunshine after, yeah? That was a crappy metaphor. Shh. Point is, when the guardians visit the Avengers home base, Peter is crawling on the walls all too literally to say hi. They'd fought together against the worst of it, so... he feels kind of closer to them than the others.

Also, Mantis is like, totally cool, and she's awkward, and he's awkward, so they're the best of buddies now. Or so Peter has decided as he dips down from the ceiling on a long spider web in front of Mantis, looking pleased as pie.]

Hey Miss Mantis! When'd you guys stop by?

thor odinson | mcu

[deemedworthy]

[ Infinity Wars compliant, OTA! ]

action - skrull invasion (could be post iw?)

[sixcollegecredits]

[For not the first time in her life Darcy feels like she's stuck in a really bad movie. But instead of a cheesy sci-fi one she feels like it's more horror, more like John Carpenter's The Thing, or maybe even Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Were they friend or faux (ha, get it?! don't worry, she's here all week.)? Were they safe? Was she going to die? Why is Gamora? There were too many questions and right now she was too busy being huddled next to the hunky space god that was her friend.]

I swear to Odin that you better be the real Thor. I'm not digging the short hair and no mew-mew gig.

wanda maximoff | mcu

[mindbend]

[ Infinity Wars compliant, OTA! ]

hi mom. RNG gave me random NYC tourism

[actualwizard]

[ he might have only been stuck in this alternate Earth for a few weeks but he was learning that New York really didn’t change. The only difference he could discern was that there wasn’t a super villain attack every other week, which was giving this universe more points in Billy’s opinion. Also no Doom.

Since the city seemed to be the same he had taken it upon himself to show Wanda the sites, the reasons he loved New York so much, and maybe a few cheesy touristy things along the way. Which is how they ended up on a circle line tour with green Statue of Liberty foam crowns on their heads. ]

How do you feel about ice cream?

matt murdock | netflix marvel, cousin to mcu

[ghettobatman]

[ iw spoilers okay!!! hilariously awkward for the netflix shows. ]

Carol Danvers

[airforceful]

[Can be Infinity Wars au(ish!)]

Yondu Udonta

[davidhasselhoff]

[spoilers are cool and I guess?? can be alive au??]

Wade Wilson | Marvel

[meta]

[Infinity Wars complaint.]

CRACK: 6

[underoo]

[This is so not how he wanted the day to go, he's got an AP Trig final first thing and the backed up line through the drive-through is going to ruin breakfast and his GPA.

The one day he decides not to web-sling to school and to just carpool with friends. This is what happens. They're in the city, why are this many cars even here? Sure, he could go inside and set the precedence of a dignified New Yorker but the cab at the front of the line is clearly the problem. Like a Twinkie with no filling. Traffic is backing out onto the street, causing vehicular and foot traffic alike.]

Hey. Uh- Excuse me?

[Notice: A scrawny brunette with attitude written all over his face and one earbud still in, knocking on the passenger's side window. Best not to get between the door and the food flowing through.

How many hashbrowns did they even keep in stock?]

Peter Parker | Homecoming or Infinity Wars

[madeupnames]

[Hi it’s me, I’m here, what’s up guys. Waves awkwardly.]

[smartestonethereis]

((Wanna have Peter meet Bruce in some sort of hypothetical Post-Avengers 4 thing?))

mantis

[uglybug]

ota, willing to au things a bit, i cannot be spoiled

scott lang / mcu

[mant]

[ he probably saw it on the news ]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU

[hydric]

(iw compliant, aus and pre-iw is fine, too)

Valkyrie | MCU

[wishmaid]

(iw spoilers fine.)

Loki | mcu

[tricksterofasgard]

[ spoilers won't spoil me - may be a little rusty on this guy, though ]

Dr. Stephen Strange | MCU

[nomadeupname]

[IW compliant, open to AUs too! m/f for fluff options, OTA for the rest!]

GEN: 7

[rager]

[Him and the Hulk still aren't really on the best of terms, and since leaving space, and going toe to toe with Thanos it's only gotten worse. Arguments and hours of research have left him with a splitting headache and nothing else to show for it.

Nuclear physics hasn't done much in the ways of reverting all that was lost. He and the rest of his ragtag band of misfits are still licking their wounds. Tony has been unresponsive.

The same four walls haven't done Bruce any good, so at about 1:45 in the morning he stops by the diner down the street for a bad cup of coffee and a change of environment to see if it might help.]

Wanda Maximoff | MCU

[seeingscarlet]

[not canon updating to IW]

steve rogers | mcu

[captain_america]

[ Infinity War compliant and ota. ]

[mucked]

ooc: hey, you. i'm totally game to knock up a starter for us but first wanted to check whether a 'whoops, peggy is in the future!' au perhaps while steve is still on the lam pre-iw would work for you?

Billy Kaplan | 616

[actualwizard]

[ MCU AU? Shoved into an alternate reality? Dimension hopping? The world is your oyster. ]

Rocket

[beatupgrass]

[Infinity War compliant.]

[godman]

[ Are you feeling some post-IW angst or a happier-days AU? Help me decide. ]

Ronan The Accuser | 616

[itsallyourfault]