[Please just spend the entire vacation doing nothing but that, Natasha. This is all Sam wants in the world; if she were a cat, she would be purring loudly right now.]

I know what you were gonna do. [Because she knows Natasha well enough to figure that out.] But if you wake up with a helicarrier over wherever you abscond with me, don't say I didn't warn you.

[Okay, it probably wouldn't be that dramatic unless the world's actually ending and they both have to go superhero. But she's also not totally discrediting the idea of it happening, either.]