★ obtainer of rare antiquities. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dinosaured) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
polyphonics2017-09-03 11:06 pm
dinosaured) wrote in polyphonics2017-09-03 11:06 pm
REALISTIC COLLEGE AU MEME, 2K17
01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
no subject
With a laugh: ]
Oh, yeah? Which one d'you think I am? Rags to riches like Cinderella? Smart but sensitive like Belle? - No, that's you. You're definitely Belle.
[ ...He doesn't want to be the Beast though, he's too cute for that role. ]
no subject
[ everyone knows that belle is the best princess hands down, it is known, so thank you for your flattering (and correct) choice. her nose wrinkles in thought while they walk, their hands swinging between them. and hey don't knock the beast he's cute too okay!! .. though not really suitable for prompto. ]
Rapunzel would not be too far off the mark. Sweet, kind, naive, artistic.
[ blonde and freckled too, what a perfect match. ]
You could grow out your hair and see what comes of it.
no subject
At her choice, though, he hums, thoughtful as he bobs his head. Rapunzel...okay, yeah, that is pretty fitting. ]
You'd still dig me if I went for - hey, wait! Naive? Alisaie. Give me some cred! I'm...totally...in the know!
[ As he just demonstrated by calling it "in the know". ]
no subject
.. in the know? Is that so?
[ alisaie is trying, and failing, to suppress a smile at his expense. gosh he's so sensitive!! ]
There is nothing wrong with it, it belies your.. innocence.
[ she's not making this better is she?? ]
no subject
What, you mean you don't think I'm a total bad boy?
[ He says, while practically skipping through Fantasyland and holding his girl's hand. ]
And here I thought it was my devil-may-care attitude that hooked you in!
no subject
No, not at all.
[ said matter-of-factly. look, she's not the type of girl to do any sort of coddling you know this prompto, you chose this. still, she's smiling fondly anyway, even while wrecking his self-image. ]
I don't like bad boys.
[ you can't hide who you are beneath a hot topic wardrobe, prompto ]
no subject
Not that he's particularly miffed about this one. He knows he's not really a badass...he's too cute and vulnerable for that. ]
I know, I know! You're more into the...sweet and sensitive types, huh?
[ He's got yo number. ]
no subject
his answer has her smiling though, in a coy sort of way that curls up at the edges, and alisaie lifts their linked hands to gently kiss his knuckles, watching him over them like he's the only thing she'd ever want to see. suffice it to say, her good mood is unquenchable. ]
I am. A good thing I found you before someone else could snap you up.
[ for which she is incredibly grateful. how he had never been on a date before her is a mystery she will never solve. ]
no subject
Squeezing her hand, he dips down to press a kiss to her hairline. ]
Hah - a good thing for both of us.
[ She didn't exactly have a lot of competition. She's been a first for him in so many ways. ]
So, uh - [ He starts to slow, nodding at the attraction they arrived at. ] We're here.
[ Yeah, it's Small World. ]
no subject
and alisaie is looking wary, but.. it's his first time here, and the small world ride is a rite of passage. so okay, here we go, she's already tugging him into the line (fast lane of course, it's nice to date a rich girl). ]
This one isn't very thrilling, but it's a bit of a staple.
no subject
At least they won't have to suffer long, listening to the overtures of That Song in the queue. Fastpass 4 lyfe, baby. ]
I've heard the legends...or something like that. I already know the song by heart, anyway.
[ Who doesn't? ]
no subject
it's true though, they zip right past the throng of poor suckers who have to wait, and right to the front, a good thing not too many people bother to fastpass the small world ride.. ]
Of course you do.
[ she is not surprised. ]
On we go, then.
[ sigh........ ]
no subject
In case she doesn't have hear "sea legs" about her, Prompto keeps a tight hold on her hand as they step in and sit. ]
Are you gonna send me home if I sing along?
[ He's kidding.
Possibly. ]
no subject
anyway she plops down and smiles, watching the colorful lights. ]
Only if you sing it after we exit the ride.
[ which he'll.. probably do anyway lbr ]
no subject
But it gets stuck in your head! We're only just starting and it's stuck in my head already!
[ It's a true struggle. But here they go, off on their voyage around the world. There's so many tiny, dancing dolls... ]
no subject
but god, riding this boat is kind of embarrassing, two grown-ass people surrounded by little dancing dolls. but it's his first time so.. she must endure.. all in the name of love. ]
Then the next stop is the Teacups, if you're horribly nauseous you'll forget all about this song, I'm sure.
no subject
Ha! Good thing I'm nausea-proof. You can spin me for days and I'd still be ready to roll.
[ That whole thing on the plane was just a coincidence! Something in the airline peanuts, probably... ]
no subject
[ because honestly, she doesn't believe that even a little bit, especially after the plane debacle. ]
no subject
[ ...As soon as the Small World ride is over. ]
- Yeah, this is gonna be stuck in my head? All day.
no subject
God, I shouldn't have let you on so soon. We should have waited for the end of the trip.
[ but she's.. going to make the best of it, and lean into his side, resting her head on his shoulder. ]
no subject
...This'd be a real creepy place to get stuck if the power went out.
[ Ah, how romantic... ]
no subject
Please don't put that jinx on us.
[ THAT WOULD BE PRETTY TERRIBLE FOR THEIR FIRST DAY IN DISNEY.... ]
no subject
Just kidding. The power stays on, and those dolls keep singing! Think of the millions of times this song has been sung in these halls...chilling, really. ]
I'd knock on wood if I could! Guess I'll just have to settle - [ He knocks on the side of the boat. ]
Wouldn't that be kind of wild, though? My first ride in Disney World and the power goes out...it'd be a great story.
no subject
with a sour look, alisaie lifts a hand and just.. gently presses her fingertips to his mouth.. shh child, shh... ]
If these lights go out, I will push you right out of this boat.
[ threatened so very sweetly.. ]
no subject
I'm sure they won't!
...Probably!
[ But look! They're almost to the end. There's a light at the end of the tunnel! Literally. ]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)