[ Ah, if all it takes to make her happy is not dying, he might be able to handle being in a relationship with her okay... ]

Uh - right! Fresh off..the bone is the way to go!

[ And he's going to put another forkful in his mouth before he can think about Mr. Fluffybuns and his family. ]

Just think of this - when the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll be way better off than most people.

[ This is the best compliment he has ever paid anyone. ]