[ He didn't!!! Give him some credit. He's not that accident prone...
...Most of the time.
When she returns, he's wiping at the corner of his eyes - it's the onions, okay! - but he has a tray of nicely cut veggies in front of him, so he grins up at her through the tears. ]
You bet! Just look at these finely diced bits here. Did I deliver, or did I deliver?
[ Look, he's proud of himself. And also throwing the vegetables into the skillet. THERE ARE SO MANY MOVING PARTS TO THIS...good thing she only made him responsible for one small thing. ]
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...Most of the time.
When she returns, he's wiping at the corner of his eyes - it's the onions, okay! - but he has a tray of nicely cut veggies in front of him, so he grins up at her through the tears. ]
You bet! Just look at these finely diced bits here. Did I deliver, or did I deliver?
[ Look, he's proud of himself. And also throwing the vegetables into the skillet. THERE ARE SO MANY MOVING PARTS TO THIS...good thing she only made him responsible for one small thing. ]
How'd you learn all this, anyway?